9 Things Your Instructor Never Told You

ช่วงน้ำท่วมอย่างนี้..พวกเราหลายคนคงเกิดอาการเครียด ลองมาอ่านบทความที่ลงไว้ใน นิตยสาร Scuba Diver 2011 : Issue 4 หน้า 24 ในหัวเรื่อง "9 Things Your Instructor Never Told You" คงจะทำให้เราพอจะยิ้มได้บ้างนะคะ

ลองอ่านดูค่ะ...

OPEN WATER

1. Is it ok to pee while diving?..... Only if your wetsuit is a rental.

2. How can I tell a top-quality dive operator from the rest?.... The staff uniform includes a G-string.

3. What if I get sick and throw up during a dive?.... There will be some happy fish on the reef!


ADVANCED to RESCUE

4. Is there a chance of attracting sharks during menstruation?.... Sharks, like all animals, have a natural instinct to avoid dangerous situations.

5. All what point should I refuse to dive with an operator based on safety concerns?.... If the owner professes his love for "warm beer in the morning" you'd do well elsewhere.

6. What's the best thing to do when you're low on air?.... Don't die!


DIVEMASTER

7. What's the most difficult diving skill to master?.... Looking cool with a mask on your face and mouthful of rubber.

8. What's the difference between a divemaster and a Jedi master?.... Divemasters shivel up and turn green after 6 pm. only.

9. How can you tell a professional photographer from the rest?.... While others are showing off their shots, the pro is still asleep.

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