จริงๆไอ้เทรนอุ้มหมาน้อยไปไหนต่อไหนเนี่ย เจ๊เราอุ้มมาตั้งแต่ช่วงก่อน bedtime ก่อนหน้าน้องปารีสเป็นสิบปี แต่พอเจ๊มีลูกแกเลยเลิกอุ้มหมาไป ผมยังไม่ได้ดูสารคดีเจ๊ เลยไม่ทราบว่าปัจจุบันเจ๊ยังเลี้ยงหมาอยู่หรือเปล่าครับ เจ้าชิวาว่าตัวโปรดเจ๊ยังอยู่หรือเปล่า   ที่พูดเรื่องหมาเนี่ยเพราะไปเจอะบทความนี้ครับ อ่านแล้วขำดี พูดถึงหมาเจ๊ได้เป็นฉากๆๆ


Chicago Sun-Times

Expert analysis: Madonna's dog

December 11, 2005

BY PAIGE WISER

Madonna has been in the news recently for her strict theories on raising children (no TV for Rocco). But she's been strangely silent on the topic of her dog, Chiquita. How does the chi-chi chihuahua feel about her place in the family?

We contacted Nancy Wallace, a psychic who hosts a radio show Wednesday mornings on WJJG-AM (1530), for her insights on this celebrity pet.

"Chiquita is very shy but can be very feisty," Wallace says. That's good because it can be easy to get lost in a household with so many larger-than-life personalities. "She likes Madonna's husband when his quieter side is showing. She likes the kids but doesn't want to be pestered by them. Her stress level gets pretty high when there are too many people around."

Madonna is Chiquita's true love. Chiquita "really wants to be held and loved by Madonna," Wallace says. "While she is being carried, she likes to have her back stroked. She likes Madonna to always be touching her."

Luckily, Chiquita is small enough to be toted just about anywhere.

Mama Madonna is on the move. With her new album's release, "she comes up with new beginnings that are going to be really good for her," Wallace predicts. Chiquita enjoys being along for the ride but tires quickly of the paparazzi.

"She doesn't get bothered by the lights as long as she can see Madonna," Wallace says.

Memo to Madonna: You might want to make an appointment with the veterinarian sometime soon. "Chiquita's left hind leg could either be hurting now, or it is going to get hurt during the holidays," Wallace says.

This puppy will need to be in top shape to keep up with the hardest-working icon in pop music.