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Tips for in-flight safety & comfort
Warning: must have sense of humor
Smoke
If you notice black smoke emanating from the plane, please alert the captain. It is wither a problem with the engines or a mysterious creature.
Electromagnetic Blast
In the unlikely event of an electromagnetic blast, brace youself for a bright light and a piercing, low-pitched sound immediately followed by disaster.
Scary noises
On the off chance you hear scary whispering sounds within the cabin, please take advantage of Oceanic Airlines' complimentary noise-canceling headphones.
Wheelchairs
If any passenger is in need of a wheelchair, please see Flight Attendant Locke.
First Aid
Calamine lotion and bug spray are included in first aid kit.
Note: Medusa apider bites cause paralysis, Spray quickly and accurately.
Cabin Pressure
If thereis a sudden decrease in cabin pressure, air bags will fall from above. If those aren't working and you just have to get out of the plane, use the hatch. The combination is 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
Flying Objects
Stand clear or flyinghatches.
Over-Water Landing
If a water landing is necessary AND another passenger blows up your raft, amploy your life preserver and avoid sharks.
Electronic Devices
2-way radios are not on the airline's list of approved electronic devices. Please refrain from using them until later, when you may find yourself in dire need of establishing contact with the outside world.
In-Flight Entertainment
In-flight entertainment on our eastbound flights is broght to you courtesy of the Dharma Initiative
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