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1. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.
2. MacGuyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
3. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
4. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
5. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
6. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris.
7. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
8. Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "Fcking."
9. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
10. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
11. There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Norris.
12. In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Chuck Norris' Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson's disease.
13. Chuck Norris spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and meditating in peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral sex, KFC and Tequila.
14. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. The only time he didn't was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the Holocaust.
ฉนั้น..อย่า รำคาญ เบื่อ ว่าอะไรกันนักกันหนากับโจ๊ก โซคูล เพราะใช่ว่าศิลปินทุกคนจะได้สิทธินี้ ทำไมทุกคนพร้อมใจกันไร้เหตุผล ก็เพราะว่ามันตลกดี แค่นั้นแหละ 555
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