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When Chuck Norris pokes you on facebook, you feel it
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Chuck Norris put out a forest fire. using only gasoline
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Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
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The Inuit have over a 100 words for snow but only two for fear.. Chuck Norris.
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it has been said that there are weapons of mass destruction in the middle east. This is not true, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
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Bloody Mary is afraid to say Chuck Noris three times
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Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret
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Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
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Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
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Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
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There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
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Chuck Norris once stared at the sun for hours... the sun then blinked.
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Chuck Norris can speak brail
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
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If you put Chuck Norris' hand in warm water while he is sleeping YOU will wet your pants
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Sharks have a week dedicated to chuck norris.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Chuck Norris is the only person capable of setting a person on fire....underwater.
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When life hands Chuck Norris lemons, he makes orange juice.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris once drowned a guy, in the Sahara desert
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water...
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris was supposed to play the lead role in Mission: Impossible. He was replaced by Tom Cruise because the tittle wouldn't make any sense.
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Chuck Norris Once sold eBay to eBay on eBay.
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
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Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer
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Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
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Chuck Norris hears sign language
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They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay attention - attention pays him.
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When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero
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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
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Chuck Norris can squeeze apple juice out of a banana.
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Chuck Norris can drown a fish
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Chuck Norris can delete the recycle bin
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Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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Optimus Prime is the nickname for Chuck Norris's toaster.
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