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Panda's Riddle
Q: What goes black, white, black, white, black, white?
A: A panda rolling down a hill.
Q: Whats black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt panda.
Q: Why do pandas have fur coats?
A: Because theyd look stupid in denim jackets.
Q: Why do pandas like old movies?
A: Because theyre in black and white.
Q: What do chinese bears eat for breakfast?
A: Panda-cakes! (pancake)
Q: What's a Chinese bear's favorite expendable organ?
A: The panda-creas! (pancreas)
Q: what do chinese bears wear around their face when they're robbing banks?
A: Pandana!
Q: How did the panda who misplaced his dinner feel?
A: He was "Bamboozled"!
Q: What did the panda say when he was forced out of his natural habitat?
A: This is un-BEAR-able
Q: Whats black and white and as hard as a rock?
A: A panda thats fallen in cement.
Q: Whats black and white and goes round and round?
A: A panda stuck in a revolving door.
Q: How many Pandas does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The Pandas will get back to you on that, as soon as they can find a store that sells clothing in lightbulb sizes.
Q: What did the fashionable french panda wear to the dinner?
A: Pandaloons!
Q: What's the best camera setting to photograph pandas?
A: Pandaramic (panaramic)!
Q: What's a chinese bears favorite performing art?
A: Pandamime (pantomime)
Q: What is a chinese bear's favorite canal in Panama?
A: The Pandama canal
Q: What did the panda eat for dinner?
A: Eats Shoots and Leaves.
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