 |
แปะต้นฉบับซะเลย..
ถึงสเตฟจะลบแล้ว แต่ Google Reader ยังเก็บไว้เฟ้ย
A Ratio That Not Even the Ex-Lawyer in Me Could Defend
February 1, 2011
It’s 9 pm at night and I can’t find my Netflix movie.
So I yell across the house to Staci, “Hey Babe…Did you get the mail today?”
“No,” she says, “Why?”
“Because I want my Netflix movie.”
“You’ll have to get it yourself then.”
The mailbox is about 90 yards down the street. And it was cold.
“But you always get the mail. Why do I have to get it?”‘
“Because you never get it. It’s not my job.”
I wanted to say, “I sort of think it is your job,” but thought better of it.
“Stephan, since we’ve lived here, how many times have you gotten the mail?”
“What, is this a fairness thing? Like we should each get the mail the same number of times?”
“How many times have you gotten the mail?”
“I don’t see the point of this.”
“How many times have you gotten the mail?”
I thought for a minute.
“Four,” I said.
“Four,” she repeated. “And how long have we lived here?”
“Nine years,” I said.
I walked the cold, 90 yards in silence.
| จากคุณ |
:
YOROZUYA 
|
| เขียนเมื่อ |
:
2 ก.พ. 54 14:43:32
|
|
|
|
|
Pearls Before Swine สถานที่ฝึกภาษา{แตกประเด็นจาก A10193249}
