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A young and pretty lady posted this on a popular forum:
Title: What should I do to marry a rich guy?
I'm going to be honest of what I' m going to say here. I'
m 25 this year. I'm very pretty, have style and good
taste. I wish to marry a guy with $500k annual salary or
above. You might say that I 'm greedy, but an annual
salary of $1M is considered only as middle class in New
York . My requirement is not high. Is there anyone in
this forum who has an income of $500k annual salary? Are
you all married? I wanted to ask: what should I do to
marry rich persons like you? Among those I've dated, the
richest is $250k annual income, and it seems that this is
my upper limit. If someone is going to move into high
cost residential area on the west of New York City Garden
( ? ) , $250k annual income is not enough.
I'm here humbly to ask a few questions:
1) Where do most rich bachelors hang out? (Please list
down the names and addresses of bars, restaurant, gym)
2) Which age group should I target?
3) Why most wives of the riches is only average-looking?
I 've met a
few girls who doesn 't have looks and are not
interesting, but they are able to marry rich guys
4) How do you decide who can be your wife, and who can
only be your girlfriend? (my target now is to get
married)
Ms. Pretty
Here 's a reply from a Wall Street Financial guy:
Dear
Ms. Pretty,
I have read your post with great interest. Guess there
are lots of girls out there who have similar questions
like yours. Please allow me to analyze your situation as
a professional investor. My annual income is more than
$500k, which meets your requirement, so I hope everyone
believes that I'm not wasting time here.
From the standpoint of a business person, it is a bad
decision to marry you. The answer is very simple, so let
me explain. Put the details aside, what you 're trying to
do is an exchange of 'beauty ' and 'money '.
Person A provides beauty, and Person B pays for it, fair
and square.
However, there ' s a deadly problem here, your beauty
will fade, but my money will not be gone without any good
reason. The fact is, my income might increase from year
to year, but you can 't be prettier year after year.
Hence from the viewpoint of economics, I am an
appreciation asset, and you are a depreciation asset. It
' s not just normal depreciation, but exponential
depreciation. If that is your only asset, your value will
be much worried 10 years later.
By the terms we use in Wall Street, every trading has a
position, dating with you is also a ' trading position' .
If the trade value dropped we will sell it and it is not
a good idea to keep it for long term ... same goes with
the marriage that you wanted. It might be cruel to say
this, but in order to make a wiser decision any assets
with great depreciation value will be sold or ' lease' .
Anyone with over $500k annual income is not a fool; we
would only date you, but will not marry you. I would
advice that you forget looking for any clues to marry a
rich guy. And by the way, you could make yourself to
become a rich person with $500k annual income. This has
better chance than finding a rich fool.
Hope this reply helps. If you are interested in '
leasing' services, do
contact me,
signed,
J.P. Morgan
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