Joe says to Paddy, "Close your curtains the next time you're having sex with your wife; the whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday afternoon."
Paddy says: "Is that a fact then? Well, the joke's on them because I wasn't at home yesterday.
The Irish have solved their fuel shortage problems; they've imported 50 million tonnes of
sand from the Arabs and are going to drill for their own oil.
Paddy says to Mick, "Jeez, I'm ready for me holiday ... but this year I'm going to do it a bit different.
Three years ago I went to Spain - and Mary got pregnant.
Two years ago I went to Italy - and Mary got pregnant.
Last year I went to Majorca - and again Mary got pregnant."
Mick asks, "So what are you going to do this year?"
Paddy replies, "Oi think Oi'll take her wid me this time!"
Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year" ......
Mick says "Oh God, let's hope it's not on the 13th."
Paddy and Mick find three grenades, so they take them to a police station.
Mick says, "What if one explodes before we get there?"
Paddy: "We'll say we only found two."
Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him. "Did you find the
shampoo?"
Paddy says, "Yes I did, but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."
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