See how 16-year old children answered GCSE exam questions. Really funny!
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The following questions and answers were collected from last year's GCSE exam results. They are responses from 16 year olds!
Geography
Q: Name the four seasons? A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink? A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutant like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and Nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Sociology
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on? A: If you are buying a house, they will insist you are well endowed.
Q: In a democratic society, how important are elections? A: Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election.
Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Biology
Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.
Q: What is artificial insemination? A: When the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? A: Keep it in the cow. [He got an A]
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g . abdomen) A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O and U.
Q: What is the Fibula? A: A small lie.
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? A: Nearby.
Q: What is the most common form of birth control? A: Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean Section.' A: The caesarean section is a district in Rome .
Q: What is a Seizure? A: A Roman emperor.
Q: What is a terminal illness? A: When you are sick at the airport
Q: Give an example of a fungus. What is a characteristic feature? A: Mushrooms. They always grow in damp places and they look like umbrellas.
English
Q: Use the word 'Judicious' in a sentence to show you understand its meaning. A: Hands that judicious can be soft as your face.
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean? A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Technology
Q: What is a turbine? A: Something an Arab or Sheik wears on his head
source: http://blogs.chesterchronicle.co.uk/and-finally/2009/03/and-finally-childrens-funny-an.html
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