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    ลองอ่านดูค่ะ ตลกดี ใครที่คิดอยาก Upgrade Program Boyfriend to Program Husband

    Dear Tech Support:
    > Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a
    > distinct slow down in overall system performance - particularly in the
    > flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
    > 5.0.
    > In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
    > Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable
    > programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.  Conversation 8.0 no longer runs,
    and
    > House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging
    > 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.  What can I do?
    > Signed,
    > Desperate
    >
    > Dear Desperate
    > First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
    > Husband 1.0 is an Operating System.  Try to enter the command: C:/I TOUGHT
    > YOU LOVED ME to download Tears 6.2, this should install the Guilt 3.0
    > update.
    > If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
    > automatically run the application Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But
    > remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to
    default
    > to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.  Beer 6.1 is a very
    bad
    > program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta.  Whatever you do, DO
    > NOT install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background, that
    will
    > eventually seize control of all your system resources), or attempt to
    > reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are not supported applications
    > and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program,
    but
    > it does have limited memory and cannot
    > learn new applications quickly.  You might consider buying additional
    > software to improve memory and performance.  We recommend Hot Food 3.0 and
    > Lingerie 7.7.
    > Good Luck,
    > Tech Support
    >
    >
    > P.S.
    >
    > Please do not install Shopping express, an update of shopping 2.0, because
    > of excessive memory use in husband 1.0 operating system.  Massage 9.x is
    > definitely a better replacement.

    จากคุณ : kwan2402 - [ 20 ม.ค. 48 16:21:50 ]

 
 

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