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โนเล่นอกจากจะตัดสัมพันธ์สวาทกับน้องล่ำไปในทู้ที่แล้ว มันยังไป deal กับเฮียเฟดด้วยค่ะ 
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/179021-a-deal-between-roger-federer-and-novak-djokovic
At home in Serbia, Novak Djokovic relaxes on a couch with his laptop and goes through Roger Federers letter to Rafael Nadal, which has just been intercepted by an unknown news agency and is currently the breaking news.
After this, he decides to strike up a telephone conversation with Roger.
Djokovic calls up Federer.
Federer: Hello.
Djokovic: Hello Roger. Novak here. Congrats for the Madrid title!
Federer (sounding irritated): You? Look...if you think you have become too smart after "raining" shots at me in Rome...
Djokovic (interrupting Roger): Oh no! Just thought of calling you up and congratulating you since no call came from your side.
Federer (sounding surprised): From my side? Why on earth should I call a World No. 4?
Djokovic (with a chuckle): Aahh! I read that you yourself wrote to Rafa saying you need to thank me for doing you a favour...and you also thanked Rafa.
Federer (sounding completely shocked): What? How? Where did you read it?
Djokovic: No idea...some obscure, nameless news agency got hold of your letter.
Federer (sounding exasperated): What the hell! Damn those James Bond paparazzi! In any case, you know I played great, as always. My serves and forehands were superb as always. Uhh, I had to show that bit of humility to Rafa. You know that Rafa is a male Florence Nightingale!
Djokovic: Yeah, yeah, I understand. By the way, have you seen that exhibition event at the inauguration ceremony of the roof at Wimby?
Federer (sounding annoyed): Darn those stupid Wimby organizers! They should have known it would clash with my final. Anyway, caught it on YouTube.
Djokovic: Oh yeah, I forgot you were slogging while I was relaxing at home. You saw how green and fast the courts look and how Andre and Steffi feasted on the green grass. Aah! Steffi, how amazing she still looks...
Federer (interrupting Djokovic): Umm, yeah, okay. What were you saying?
Djokovic: Yeah, I was saying, do you fancy our chances against the "moonwalkers"? One can still volley a bit, but that No. 3 seems to have grown up without ever having seen a net in a court! And Roger, you are the master of serve and volley, and I, too, have improved volleying pretty much lately, so it should be easy. What do you say Roger?
Federer (sounding apprehensive): Ummm...uhh...but don't you think Rafa would drink gallons of Gatorade and would toss us like flying discs? You know at Melbourne I was chuckling that I had over two days of rest and he had just a 40-hour gapstill you saw what a sobbing wreck he turned me into?
Djokovic (sounding very cool): Chill, Roger. Gatorade cannot make one serve and volley like a Roger Federer!
Federer (breaking into a smile): Oh, thanks a lot!
Djokovic: My pleasure! Look, you desperately need that 14th, and I need to put an end to people calling me ''Chokovic'' because I have been losing finals like hell to those two moonwalkers!
Federer: Hmm, so?
Djokovic (sounding sheepish): So, what if we have a deal? I will defeat Rafa for you, which I believe I obviously can with my deft volleys, and you beat that Mr. Know-it-all No. 3 for me. When we face in the final, I will make sure you win your 14th!
Federer: Hmm, sounds pretty good, but what if we meet in the semis?
Djokovic: In that case I will be happy to give up my place for Roger, the great, than for that heartless human steamroller! Just need to teach that bulldozer a lesson ,and I have now practically given up hopes for Paris after all these flops. Gosh...those three match points. Uhh! It still hurts. So, is that a deal?
Federer: Yes, very much a deal. And by the way, you know you have been so nice to me, I need to wish you luck for Paris.
Djokovic (sounding relieved): Oh yes! Thanks and same to you. But remember the deal comes into effect only at Wimby!
Federer: Sure...
Rrringgg! At that moment, the alarm clock goes off. Poor Djoker realizes he had dozed off on the couch reading Rogers letter. Frustrated as he is by his recent heartbreaking losses to Rafa and Andy and also being shoved down the rankings to No. 4, in spite of playing some brilliant stuff...he had only dreamt about a deal that never was...
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