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A primary teacher starts a new job at a school on Merseyside and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Liverpool fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they are Liverpool fans too. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.
The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: Mary, why didnt you raise your hand?
Because Im not a Liverpool fan, she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asks: Well, if youre not a Liverpool fan, then who are you a fan of?
Im a Manchester United fan, and proud of it, Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. Mary, why are you a United fan?
Because my mum and dad are from Manchester, and my mum is a United fan and my dad is a United fan, so Im a United fan too!
Well, said the teacher, in an annoyed tone, thats no reason for you to be a United fan. You dont have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a whore and your dad was a druggie, what would you be then?
Then, Mary smiled, Id be a Liverpool fan.
Mark Hughes and Sir Alex Ferguson sat around a table enjoying a glass of red wine when a genie appears. The genie says to them both, I will grant you one wish each.
Hughes jumps up and states, Thats easy, I want my bunch of mercenaries and council tenants to break into the top four this year, and sits down beaming proudly.
Ferguson sits back, has a quick think and says, Right, I want to win the league without losing a game, I want the FA Cup, the Carling Cup and Charity Shield. I want to beat Liverpool in the European Cup Final. I want Tevez to break his leg in the first derby game. Oh, and I want Ronaldo back.
The genie sighs and says, Fcuk me Fergie, thats a tall order isnt it?
Fergie simply points to Hughes and says, Well that daft c-u-n-t started it!
Arsene Wenger, trying to figure out how to develop his youngsters to fulfill their potential like the Manchester United Class of 1995, decided to take ask Sir Alex Ferguson if he could have a chat about such matters. Friends in the light of the events of recent years, Ferguson agreed, and Wenger met him at Carrington training ground the next day, and asked Sir Alex, how do you do it?
Sir Alex, being a wily old fox, said Well, its simple. I just ask them questions to keep their brains sharp. For example
and at that very moment, Wayne Rooney passed them by. Wayne! Sir Alex barked He is not your brother, but he is your fathers son. Who is he? and Wayne instantly replied Well, thats easy boss, its me!
Impressed, Wenger went to train his Arsenal squad the next day and, upon arrival, spotted captain Cesc Fabregas. Cesc! He is not your brother, but he is your fathers son. Who is he? asked Wenger and, completely confused, Fabregas stuttered I
I dont know boss
can I give you an answer tommorow? which Wenger agreed would be satisfactory.
Fabregas sat up in bed late that night, pondering the question but getting nowhere. Finally, he decided to phone up his good friend Thierry Henry in Barcelona. Thierry, I need some help - he is not your brother, but he is your fathers son. Who is he? to which Henry replied Simple, its me!
So, the next morning, Fabregas headed straight away for Wengers office. I have an answer for you boss, he said confidently. So when Wenger asked He is not your brother, but he is your fathers son. Who is he? Fabregas proudly puffed out his chest before replying. Thats easy boss, its Thierry Henry!
Wenger, furious, replied No it isnt you idiot, its Wayne Rooney!
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