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George Bush:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Gates' Answer:
Experience the new eChicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.
Dr. Seuss' Answer:
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road,
But why it crossed, I've not been told!
Ernest Hemingway:
To die. In the rain. Alone.
Martin Luther King Jr:
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
Grandpa:
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
Aristotle:
It is the nature of chickens to cross roads.
Karl Marx:
It was a historical inevitability.
Saddam Hussein:
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.
Captain Kirk:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
Fox Mulder:
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have to cross before you believe it?
Scully:
It was a simple bio-mechanical reflex that is commonly found in chickens.
Bill Clinton:
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken? Could you define chicken, please?
The KJV Bible:
And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
Albert Einstein:
Whether the chicken crossed the road the road moved beneath the chicken depends on your frame of reference.
Sigmund Freud:
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Richard Nixon:
The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road.
Buddha:
If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken nature.
MC. Escher:
That depends on which plane of reality the chicken was on at the time.
George Orwell:
Because the government had fooled him into thinking that he was crossing the road of his own free will, when he was really only serving their interests.
Plato:
For the greater good.
O.J. Simpson:
It didn't. I was playing golf with it at the time.
Ronald Reagan:
I forget.
Julius Caesar:
It came, it saw, it crossed.
Charles Darwin:
It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.
Sherlock Holmes:
It crossed the road because it was going to catch a train at Victoria Station at 3:15, to Edinburgh. Observe, Watson, the patina of dust on the chicken's feathers, which indicates that it had been spending time in a library, reading about Scotland. Observe also that it was humming "Bonnie Lassie" as it waited to cross. Most importantly, observe the train ticket marked Edinburgh, stuffed under one wing, the fact that Victoria station was where the chicken crossed the street, and finally that the only train to Edinburgh this afternoon is the 3:15.
Neil Armstrong:
One small step for chickenkind, one giant leap for poultry.
Engineer:
The chicken crossed the road as part of an experiment to find the Chicken Modulus of various road surfaces. The Chicken Modulus is defined as s/a, which is the ratio of chicken-vehicle collisions (s) to road surface grit size (a). The chicken used was the Standard European Chicken (SEC) as specified in the engineering publication "Standard Animals for Fauna Testing (1998).
Sir Isaac Newton:
Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross the road.
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